I am Lance Armstrong, I livestrong, while fighting the disease that had once taken over my whole life. I have worked to overcome and fight this disease ridden controversy which has been the steroids. I have been fighting with these people for years trying to stake my claim, that I have not injected these lethal substances into my body. I am all natural and have achieved the success due to hard work, determination, and courage. With all the Tour de Frances, you would think I would be receiving praise and love from fans and the world on this acc\omphlishment, but no. I am forced to live with the burden of steroids looming over my head.
This parody is an attempt to make fun of the amount Lance Armstrong and Sally Jenkins use "I", and the suspected 'roid use by Lance Armstrong.
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